Thursday, December 3, 2015

So long, and thanks for all the fish!


So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear!
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have learned to sing
Come one and all
Man and mammal
side by side, in life's great gene pool.
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish!

Monday, November 16, 2015

And this is all we know for sure


I can only assume this is true because the past was and the present is. Why not the future?

Friday, November 13, 2015

Not true

Despite rumors, there is no evidence that Donal Trump actually told Ben Carson that he is a doody head and that Carson said, "I know you are, but what am I?"

It is, however, the level of political discussion we are being forced to listen to from Republican contenders these days.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Bread and circuses


With all due respect, "occupied with fantasy football, red paper cups, religion and phony political debates."

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Monday, November 9, 2015

What boggles the mind is ...


he still thinks that's what they are.
Would you want this man messing around in your brain?