Thursday, December 3, 2015

So long, and thanks for all the fish!


So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear!
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have learned to sing
Come one and all
Man and mammal
side by side, in life's great gene pool.
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish!

Monday, November 16, 2015

And this is all we know for sure


I can only assume this is true because the past was and the present is. Why not the future?

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Friday, November 13, 2015

Not true

Despite rumors, there is no evidence that Donal Trump actually told Ben Carson that he is a doody head and that Carson said, "I know you are, but what am I?"

It is, however, the level of political discussion we are being forced to listen to from Republican contenders these days.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Bread and circuses


With all due respect, "occupied with fantasy football, red paper cups, religion and phony political debates."

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Problems in Spiritual Discernment 101


Actually I sometimes wonder about some of the prophets in the Nevi'im ...

Monday, November 9, 2015

What boggles the mind is ...


he still thinks that's what they are.
Would you want this man messing around in your brain?

Sunday, September 20, 2015

Sadly


Click on image to enlarge for easier reading.

Okay, the poster is brutal in one way, but it makes a point. 

We have an acquaintance who routinely gambles away his savings. I don't mean part of his savings. I mean his entire savings, which never amounts to much because ... well, gambling. He is divorced and shares custody of three children, one already in high school. He has a part time job that pays a little above minimum wage. In addition he gets a small monthly sum for an emotional disability that prevents him from getting a better job, although he once was manager of a restaurant. He has other addictive issues, but he thinks he deserves to have fun at the casino because, well, fun. 

He relies on another friend of ours for advice, but he seldom follows it. When it comes to the gambling, he never follows it effectively. Recently he called the friend to report that he was at a casino and was up two hundred dollars. (The week before he had blown several hundred dollars and the friend had told him not to go back there.) He couldn't figure out what to do. The friend talked him into leaving the casino, getting into his car and kept him talking on the phone until he arrived home.

Two days later he went back to the casino and lost the two hundred dollars and the little bit of savings he had left.

Does he have the power to stop? I want to believe he does.

And I am so glad I am not the friend who gets those phone calls in the middle of the night. I would not be good at handling it.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Look for the anti-union label!

A lawyer friend in another state recently had a couple of revealing conversations with his neighbor. The neighbor has his own contracting and remodeling business, which muddles along in the best of times. His wife has encouraged him to get a job with the local power company where some of their friends work, where he would make much more per hour, work full time and have good benefits. 

He refuses because, "That's a union job!" 

Unions, in his conservative fundamentalist mind, are equivalent to the devil's minions. I note that his wife, equally conservative and fundamentalist, does not see the problem. What she does see is the low income he produces which barely sustains them and their four children -- whom she home schools -- and the fifth one on the way. But in her religion, the husband makes the decisions.

Anyway, my friend was recently helping the neighbor with a project and the neighbor began to complain that carpenters don't get paid enough where he lives and works.

"Now in [insert name of large city in neighboring Midwestern state], they make two or three times as much! Why can't I get paid that rate?"

My friend calmly remarked, "Well, those are union carpenters, aren't they?"

The neighbor didn't respond, just hammered harder.

So many people who hate unions fail to see that their own difficulties might be alleviated were they able to have the support of organized labor. But they demean unions and vote for politicians who avow to destroy them, often under the guise of protecting the worker.


Sunday, September 6, 2015

From the newsdesk


Political candidates continue to pander and cast blame! 

Homophobes continue to claim God as their sole possession!
Religious leaders remain silent!

Calls for establishment of restrictive Christian law as only protection against foreign and evil Sharia law!

Xenophobes continue to demand walls along every border!

Sun continues to rise and set!

Updates as events warrant! 

Back to you, Dave and Eileen.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Do your job or resign

In 2002, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia explained that if he were to conclude that the death penalty is fundamentally immoral, he should no longer serve on the bench:

[I]n my view the choice for the judge who believes the death penalty to be immoral is resignation, rather than simply ignoring duly enacted, constitutional laws and sabotaging death penalty cases. He has, after all, taken an oath to apply the laws and has been given no power to supplant them with rules of his own. Of course if he feels strongly enough he can go beyond mere resignation and lead a political campaign to abolish the death penalty” and if that fails, lead a revolution. But rewrite the laws he cannot do.
Although Justice Scalia was not addressing the Kim Davis case in these remarks, it is noteworthy that -- to the best of my knowledge -- he did not dissent from the court's refusal to grant her recent request that the court issue an emergency stay in her case, despite his record as a vocal opponent of same-sex marriage.

Monday, August 31, 2015

Here's hoping ...


I hope you have lots of these today!

Feel free to tell me about them if you want. I promise lawyer-client confidentiality.