Fake ripped ads from Ript tee shirt
RIPT FUSION is revolutionizing the way men can get ripped abs. No exercise needed. Just pull on their new RIPT undershirt and watch your body transform into a ripped lean torso.
There is some power behind the shirt. The creator, Heather Thomson used to design for P. Diddy's Sean John label. She learned what men want from their underwear. She determined that ripped abs are the key:
"Men today care about their appearance and their health, but are unwilling to compromise comfort. ...That’s why I have fused fashion and function in the creation of a new version of the classic men’s undershirt that provides unique benefits without sacrificing comfort."A man's gut is the hardest part of his body to keep lean and tight. The RIPT shirt is said to lift and support while shaving inches. And it promises to enhance a guy's posture.
You know jocks use support garments of all types, correct? So why not use a support tee shirt to have the appearance of some awesome ripped abs?
Uhhh ... could it be that we want to see those abs when the shirt comes off, not when it is on.
The shirts cost about $40, and all they really claim to do is hold that gut in. No ripped abs. Sorry.
You can always go to a spray tanning salon, though, and they will spray paint ab lines for you.
Because that's real sexy.
But it does help to already be free from love handles, apparently.
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