Further proof of the American ability to, you know, logic

Marcus Bachmann's beard, Michele, famously promised us gas for two dollars if she became president. Now that the price has dropped to that level, she is claiming credit and snubbing her nose at those who laughed at her.

If you think about it, however, Ms. Marcus never  became president. And as far as I can tell, the price of gasoline began to drop about the time she announced her retirement from Congress.

So if we can thank her for anything, I guess we can all be grateful that she made that decision.

Not surprisingly, her fans -- as evident from the second photo -- are equally unable to add two and two together and come up with a rational number.